Things to sleep on part 2.

NEWSFLASH!!! TROPICAL DEPRESSION FORMS IN EASTERN ATLANTIC!, MORE INFO TO COME ON THE 11 O'CLOCK NEWS!!!!!!

Here it comes, what was referred to the "The Real Hurricane Season" last night at a meeting I attended. Well in light of the recent formation of tropical depression 4, I thought I'd borrow from Dave Letterman and create my very own top 10 list...

The Top 10 Reasons you can tell that the Hurricane Season has begun.
10. (Remember...the list starts here) The 5 O'clock Weatherman in Panquitch, UT is now a self declared "Hurricane Specialist."
9. Dan Billow, of WESH-TV Orlando (NBC) asks for a Office position (That one is for you Mick!!!!)
8. Every freaking network runs a 5 night Documentary on surviving hurricanes.
7. Hurricane Tracking inserts begin to show up in the Newspaper.
6. You begin a tri-weekly fast to prepare your body to appreciate the delicacy known as the M.R.E. (Or other dri-packed Meals also Rejected by Ethiopians)
5. You program the TV to SKIP The Weatherchannel.
4. Bloomberg TV, C-SPAN, MSNBC are no longer safe havens to avoid the "Hurricane Over Hype."
3.. You need a new fire extinguisher after the recent test of the generator bought from the guy in the parking lot with the "Great Deal."
2. You're on 2 weeks medical leave because you "Didn't need Help" from the guy at Lowes when loading the new Generator.
1. Blocking the Weatherchannel.....CANT STOP JIM CANTORE FROM APPEARING EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

OK.....Top 10 List #2..... Top 10 New Slogans for Hurricane Season (Um...for Floridians)

10 (Again...for Mick) Dan Billow Whine about the "Stinging Rain" Season
9. Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm is ....where?
8. You're in Good hands, unless you're with AllState.
7. MRE's, Its what's for dinner!
6. Hurricanes, the South's new defense against Northern invasion.
5. Citizens, it's your back-up "Good Neighbor"
4. Vanguard, it leaves YOU on guard!
3. Beach Sand pumped on today, eroded tomorrow.
2. Storm! It's the other "Surge."
1. (This one is for Me-Ma)
Hurricanes: The New Immigrant and Yankee Population Control